College is bullshit. Your degree is bullshit. Instead, take your money and invest it in Gold Futures. Better yet, pay a random stranger to blow you once a day, for one hundred days. It’s all the same. Capitalism is flawed, the ozone is depleting, and flying cars still haven’t been invented because life is pointless and also bullshit.
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you